Dear Johns,
John Belushi
For the laughs and for the music. For raising the bar in entertainment. There was no one else like you. Rest in peace.
John Birmingham
For inspiring me to keep writing. For offering support and encouragement. For being my internet BFF.
Johnny Borrell
For the music. For the stupid hair. And for being such a twat.
John Candy
For making my childhood just that little bit more subversive than it might have been otherwise. Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips! Rest in peace.
John Cusack
For showing the world that men can be as neurotic as women, and doing it with flair and charm. For providing the cinematic backdrop for my teenage years.
Johnny Depp
For being the thinking womans crumpet and a wonderful generous partner and father. For aging with grace and dignity. For being so damn good at what you do. For making me love brown eyes.
Elton John
For putting poetry to music. For creating so many of my all time favourite songs. For being mad as a cut snake, and twice as fashionable.
Jon Fratelli
For making me smile with music that lifts my mood effortlessly. For having such an adorable mass of curls. For looking dashing in a top hat.
John Goodman
For being a comedic chameleon and getting it right every time. For delivering lines that no one else could possibly have owned the way you did. For making simple phrases so damn quotable. Shut the fuck up Donny!
John Hughes
For helping a generation of teenagers own and embrace their most awkward years. For making us all believe that someone understood us. For being such a decent guy and keeping your word. Rest in peace.
John Linnell & John Flansburgh
For being two of wackiest bastards ever to form a band. For being smart and funny and almost too clever for your own good. For bringing me out of my teenage funk over and over again.
John Lithgow
For being a seriously cool dude. For being so utterly absurd yet totally believable at the same time. For being one of those people whose name alone gives a project credibility.
John Lydon
For doing something different, without fear or forethought. For taking over the world without having any discernable measure of talent. For selling out. For giving us all something to shake our heads at 40 years later.
John Malkovich
For having a great sense of humour and making a caricature of yourself in the name of art. For making sure the term “serious actor” isnt just attached to tools and wankers. For making bald sexy.
John C McGinley
For the ability to make any hair style awesome. For giving me some of the best laughs I’ve ever had in my life. For proving that acting is a job that even decent guys can do well.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
For being so damn talented. For being honestly beautiful and unusually graceful. For getting clean and restoring my faith in good people.
John Steinbeck
For writing the book that can still bring me to tears so many years after I first read it. For helping me realise that simplicity can be a storytellers most powerful weapon. For making me read more, learn more, want more. Rest in peace.
Jon Voight
For being fearless and ensuring that even serious celebrated actors can poke fun at themselves. Damnit Derek, I’m a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. Great stuff.
I love you all.